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		<title>I AM NOT DEAD</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel that for the sake of whatever spambots are still furnishing this fossilised husk of a website, I should clarify that I&#8217;m not dead anymore. I&#8217;m merely living over at THE RIDICULOUS HUMAN, which is basically the same website under a different name and with a strange aesthetic. THE RIDICULOUS HUMAN continues the normal [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=misterhands.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6094700&amp;post=1222&amp;subd=misterhands&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Not pictured: me, in any form.</media:title>
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		<title>Long Road &#8211; A Guided Tour of Pearl Jam&#8217;s Dublin Gig</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 00:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The backstory is this: two nights ago, while loafing near a PC in a fog of sleep-deprived insouciance, I embarrassingly paid ten American dollars for the official &#8220;booted leg&#8221; of Pearl Jam&#8217;s recent Dublin show. As I detailed previously, I attended the show filled with a mixture of excitement and thinly-veiled disgust (joined mid-&#8221;Comatose&#8221; in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=misterhands.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6094700&amp;post=1209&amp;subd=misterhands&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">I should probably clarify some things, through the medium of facts. 1) Kufala are the company responsible for recording the shows. 2) Comatose is the worst Pearl Jam song committed to tape. 3) Ed Vedder is not a good public speaker. 4) Number 2) does indeed include &#34;Foxy Mop&#34; and &#34;Get Right&#34;.</media:title>
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		<title>Deborah Crooks: It&#8217;s All Up To You</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have returned to my reviewing ways over on ZME Music with this unhurriedly written piece about Deborah Crooks&#8217; vaguely new EP It&#8217;s All Up To You. I say &#8220;unhurried&#8221; &#8211; in actual fact the record was released in March, a good four months ago, and Crooks herself e-mailed me the .rar of the EP [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=misterhands.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6094700&amp;post=1203&amp;subd=misterhands&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">&#34;Look, the very core of my argument can be summed up with this item of women's underwear.&#34; &#34;Gasp! The Bra Crux!&#34;</media:title>
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		<title>Things I Learned At Pearl Jam</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two weeks and some days ago, my companions and I ventured to the O2 in Dublin to see Pearl Jam &#8220;do&#8221; a concert. In the months leading up to this, I had lost most, if not all, of my interest in the band, in precisely the way you don&#8217;t want to do after spending €75 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=misterhands.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6094700&amp;post=1192&amp;subd=misterhands&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Hell, I&#8217;ve Been Doing This Long Enough To Link To It</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every weekend for the last month or so, I&#8217;ve been doing a round-up on ZME of all the news we didn&#8217;t see fit to print during the preceding 5 days. It is very silly. I will link to it now. We Do The News. The basic thrust of the woeful thing is this: each round-up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=misterhands.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6094700&amp;post=1187&amp;subd=misterhands&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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